Unisex t-shirt
$29.99 - $37.99
George Washington's Delaware River Moonlit Boat Tours Tee
One Night Only – Never Again.
Rated ★☆☆☆☆ by a very upset Hessian.
Step back in time with a shirt that commemorates the most badass boat ride in American history. Inspired by Washington’s legendary Christmas night crossing, this design fuses historical grit with sacred sarcasm. Featuring a distressed vintage art treatment of “Washington Crossing the Delaware,” this tee proudly mocks the enemy’s Yelp review and honors American audacity.
🛶 Front Print:
• Stylized historic artwork with the satirical headline:
"George Washington’s Delaware River Moonlit Boat Tours – One Night Only!"
• 1-star Hessian review:
"Horrible experience. Do not recommend."
🇺🇸 Right Sleeve:
• Distressed monochrome Fighting Forward American Flag—stars proudly facing front, just like it flew into Trenton.
🔥 Left Sleeve:
• Signature Sacred Honor logo
About the shirt:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
One Night Only – Never Again.
Rated ★☆☆☆☆ by a very upset Hessian.
Step back in time with a shirt that commemorates the most badass boat ride in American history. Inspired by Washington’s legendary Christmas night crossing, this design fuses historical grit with sacred sarcasm. Featuring a distressed vintage art treatment of “Washington Crossing the Delaware,” this tee proudly mocks the enemy’s Yelp review and honors American audacity.
🛶 Front Print:
• Stylized historic artwork with the satirical headline:
"George Washington’s Delaware River Moonlit Boat Tours – One Night Only!"
• 1-star Hessian review:
"Horrible experience. Do not recommend."
🇺🇸 Right Sleeve:
• Distressed monochrome Fighting Forward American Flag—stars proudly facing front, just like it flew into Trenton.
🔥 Left Sleeve:
• Signature Sacred Honor logo
About the shirt:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |